John Green everyone
he may be the only person in tumblr everyone agrees is awesome
one time I saw John Green hate and it was so disconcerting I accidentally logged off tumblr before I realized what I was doing.
John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr
Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr!
Just kidding.
Continue flirting.
what goes good with asparaugustus?
hazelnut
It’s begun. John Green, I don’t mean to rush you because good work takes time
but this is the first sign
it started with anthropomorphization of food for the Sherlockians, too
look how that turned out.
My simple alternative cover art for John Green’s novels.
JOHN ITS JOHN JOHN IS BRINGING ME PIZZA JOHN HASNT BROUGHT ME PIZZA IN OVER A MONTH ITS BEEN TOO LONG JOHN ITS BEEN TOO LONG
Oh man what if it’s a different John?
I’m actually more interested in this than most romance novels.
IT WAS MY JOHN!
he looked as potato-y as ever
I’m writing fanfic in my head already. Don’t worry when the movie comes out you can be you and John can be much cuter. Maybe we’ll get Eddie Redmayne.
I see the words “pizza” and “John” in a post and the only possible image is
People who haven’t seen this video are no define who’s hand that is and why he or she is having a conversation about political views with a celery stick
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I keep seeing this reblogged with no critical commentary whatsoever. Am I the only person who thinks this is gross? Girls, nerd or not, are FUCKING PEOPLE. I am not a “resource” for anyone. I am a fucking human being with my own needs and desires and ambitions, and NONE of those include being treated as a “resource.”
Get out of here with that dehumanizing, objectifying, misogynistic bullshit.
finally
he kinda looks like the dad from american dad u no
tumblr rides his dick so hard I have no idea why
maybe it’s the special snowflake factor
I really would do my research before citing John Green as a sexist, dehumanizing individual. He’s speaking in a clearly satiric way, and here is the rest of the quote:
“Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Parist Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.”
Context? Here, let me Google that for you. In case watching ”How to Make Guys Like You,” the original video this is from, will take too long, here are a few more excerpts to assist you in not jumping to oversensitive conclusions based upon a GIF on the Internet. This video is in response to a young girl writing in and asking how to make boys like her.
[On recognizing that people outside the typical “hot” definition have value:]
“Consider different boys…nerd boys.”
[On the societal construct of the “attractive” woman:]
“There are at least two distinct definitions of the the word ‘hot.’ There is the normal human definition, which is ‘That individual seems suitable for mating,’ and then there is the weird culturally constructed definition of ‘hot,’ which means ‘that individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts.’”
The GIF (and quote everyone’s pissed about) comes after a lovely joke about giraffe pornography. If you haven’t realized by this point that Green is being facetious, I don’t know what to say to you.
Here’s another video, ”How to Get Girls to Like You,” which came out two weeks after the one the previous quotes are from and addresses boys. In case the above isn’t enough, try this quote:
[On treating women as people, not objects:]
“It will be really helpful if you can see girls as, like, people instead of pathways to kissing and/or salvation.”
Still not enough? ”Advice on Dumb Boyfriends, Going to College, and More“ has a series of excellent quotes empowering girls.
[On not selling yourself short:]
“If you’re going to be in a romantic relationship with someone, that person shouldn’t ‘maybe’ like you.”
[On girls dumbing themselves down for boys:]
“There’s only a few things in this world that turn me into a giant squid of anger, and one of them begins ‘My boyfriend things I’m too smart for him.’”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The Venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle!”
Knowledge. Crazy, right?
thanks case](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7srf8gWJV1rp4j91o1_500.gif)
I keep seeing this reblogged with no critical commentary whatsoever. Am I the only person who thinks this is gross? Girls, nerd or not, are FUCKING PEOPLE. I am not a “resource” for anyone. I am a fucking human being with my own needs and desires and ambitions, and NONE of those include being treated as a “resource.”
Get out of here with that dehumanizing, objectifying, misogynistic bullshit.
finally
he kinda looks like the dad from american dad u no
tumblr rides his dick so hard I have no idea why
maybe it’s the special snowflake factor
I really would do my research before citing John Green as a sexist, dehumanizing individual. He’s speaking in a clearly satiric way, and here is the rest of the quote:
“Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Parist Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.”
Context? Here, let me Google that for you. In case watching ”How to Make Guys Like You,” the original video this is from, will take too long, here are a few more excerpts to assist you in not jumping to oversensitive conclusions based upon a GIF on the Internet. This video is in response to a young girl writing in and asking how to make boys like her.
[On recognizing that people outside the typical “hot” definition have value:]
“Consider different boys…nerd boys.”
[On the societal construct of the “attractive” woman:]
“There are at least two distinct definitions of the the word ‘hot.’ There is the normal human definition, which is ‘That individual seems suitable for mating,’ and then there is the weird culturally constructed definition of ‘hot,’ which means ‘that individual is malnourished and has probably had plastic bags inserted into her breasts.’”
The GIF (and quote everyone’s pissed about) comes after a lovely joke about giraffe pornography. If you haven’t realized by this point that Green is being facetious, I don’t know what to say to you.
Here’s another video, ”How to Get Girls to Like You,” which came out two weeks after the one the previous quotes are from and addresses boys. In case the above isn’t enough, try this quote:
[On treating women as people, not objects:]
“It will be really helpful if you can see girls as, like, people instead of pathways to kissing and/or salvation.”
Still not enough? ”Advice on Dumb Boyfriends, Going to College, and More“ has a series of excellent quotes empowering girls.
[On not selling yourself short:]
“If you’re going to be in a romantic relationship with someone, that person shouldn’t ‘maybe’ like you.”
[On girls dumbing themselves down for boys:]
“There’s only a few things in this world that turn me into a giant squid of anger, and one of them begins ‘My boyfriend things I’m too smart for him.’”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The Venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle!”
Knowledge. Crazy, right?
thanks case
Been noticing a trend where people post “what if you could hear________” trees breathing, hair growing, boners, whatever.
And for some reason I automatically imagine that they make the same noise John Green’s anxiety makes and it gets 1000% better.
